Beards

Manliness grows on the face of men. It takes the form of facial hair, or more specifically: beards. Beards truly are symbols of status, trophies of manhood, and the epitome of masculinity. There is but one truth that I hold to be self evident in this world and it is that all real men have hair growing from their chins. Ever since I was a child, I aspired to have a great beard. A beard to be remembered by, recognized by, known by.
In ancient times beards have been status symbols. The Egyptians grew their beards in special shapes, and wove gold into them. Egyptian Kings and Queens wore pastiche, or golden beards as symbols of their power. Like many nations of the east, both India and Israel held beards in high regard. The bear was allowed to grow long, as a symbol of dignity and wisdom. Beards were so sacred, people would pledge on their beards that they would repay a debt.
Well, if you’re anything like me, you’re probably already wondering how you could get yourself a beard of your own. Unfortunately it might be pretty tricky, or even impossible. Gender is the most important factor, as females are not allowed to have beards. It violates nature. If you’re not female, you might be able to grow a beard. The second most important factor is genetics. If you don’t have the beard gene, you don’t have the beard gene. You’re beyond help, and will never reach the epitome of masculinity. Tough luck.
So, you want a beard, and you fit into the large percentage of us that is actually able to grow one. This comprehensive list will guide you along your way to manhood. Step one; commit yourself to the beard. According to http://www.beards.org/ , growing a beard may require a bit courage, but real men have courage anyway, and if you’re already this far there shouldn’t be a problem. Once you get the courage to make the decision.. STICK WITH IT! This decision can easily be overturned on second though with just the flick of a razor, so be determined.
Step two; Shave your face clean, get every last hair. Leave no survivors. Just as an artist starts with a clean canvas, you will start with a shaven face. If it is your first beard, shave a couple more times over the next week, to even things out. If you don’t do this, you risk having longer hairs poking out of your beard at random places, which will make things more difficult later.